im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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