Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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