It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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