Is it because I queefed?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
