Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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