I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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