Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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