Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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