I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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