return my video game
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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