All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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