Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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