He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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