So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I had to cum in my sink.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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