i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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