i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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