how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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