when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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