we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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