Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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