I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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