Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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