we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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