Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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