You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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