fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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