I'm jealous of your bromance
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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