I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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