smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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