These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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