have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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