she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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