watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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