Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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