New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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