just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
