david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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