Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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