Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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