I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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