where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
