So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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