I am puke
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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