I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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