Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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