tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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