Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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