now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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