I cockslap morals
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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