he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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