This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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