The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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