Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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