Porn is love you can see.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
even my farts smell like vagina
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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