Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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