I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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