Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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