Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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