I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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