your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
