on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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